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Warped Wish
Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 5:08 pm
by satehen
Let’s play a game of warped wish. It works like this: post a wish, the next person warps it then posts their wish. For example if I posted I wish I had a £1 million, the next person may say granted, but it’s all in pennies. Get the idea?
I wish I had some chocolate.
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 9:22 pm
by Orla
satehen wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 5:08 pm
I wish I had some chocolate.
…granted but it’s Hershey’s
Sorry to Hershey’s enjoyers out there, I just don’t like it
Um, I wish I had Eras Tour tickets!
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 2:39 pm
by Bookworm
You have the tickets but you're going with the very worst enemy.
I wish I was a lady of leisure who didn't have to work.
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 12:21 am
by Shyjay832
Bookworm wrote: ↑Thu May 25, 2023 2:39 pm
You have the tickets but you're going with the very worst enemy.
I wish I was a lady of leisure who didn't have to work.
Wish granted but your partner is a lil man with a lil pecker
I wish I could write a book
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 2:10 am
by delevigne-fan
Granted! But: Your book is called:
Hakuna Matata: the life and times of Simba, the Lion King!
Don’t ask why! I have a Lion King connection going on.
I wish I was a cat or a lion!
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 10:46 am
by satehen
Granted, but you’re a big lion in a small cage in a zoo.
I wish I had a better car.
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 3:20 pm
by Bookworm
@delevigne-fan that's so funny because I think Jay is the one person I know would love to write that book!
You have a better car but no money for the petrol (aka gas to Americans).
I wish everyone around me was happy... And beautiful, highly intelligent to the level they wish and rich enough to live as they want. Might as well throw that all in!
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 4:47 am
by Shyjay832
Bookworm wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 3:20 pm
@delevigne-fan that's so funny because I think Jay is the one person I know would love to write that book!
@Bookworm 
You have a better car but no money for the petrol (aka gas to Americans).
I wish everyone around me was happy... And beautiful, highly intelligent to the level they wish and rich enough to live as they want. Might as well throw that all in!
Er’body happy with all that because they took you to court and sued you for stealing flowers from their garden.
I wish I could teleport.
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 2:22 pm
by satehen
Granted. But you can only teleport to places you don’t want to be.
I wish I won the lottery.
Re: Warped Wish
Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 8:59 pm
by VirgoGirl
Granted, but it will only pay out in monthly regulated payouts for the rest of your life...not the whole sum all at once.
I wish that me and my long distance girlfriend can finally bridge this distance and meet up.
