Warped Wish

[satehen]

Let’s play a game of warped wish. It works like this: post a wish, the next person warps it then posts their wish. For example if I posted I wish I had a £1 million, the next person may say granted, but it’s all in pennies. Get the idea?

I wish I had some chocolate.

[Orla]

I wish I had some chocolate.

…granted but it’s Hershey’s

Sorry to Hershey’s enjoyers out there, I just don’t like it

Um, I wish I had Eras Tour tickets!

[Bookworm]

You have the tickets but you're going with the very worst enemy.

I wish I was a lady of leisure who didn't have to work.

[Shyjay832]

You have the tickets but you're going with the very worst enemy.

I wish I was a lady of leisure who didn't have to work.

Wish granted but your partner is a lil man with a lil pecker

I wish I could write a book

[delevigne-fan]

Granted! But: Your book is called:
Hakuna Matata: the life and times of Simba, the Lion King!

Don’t ask why! I have a Lion King connection going on.

I wish I was a cat or a lion!

[satehen]

Granted, but you’re a big lion in a small cage in a zoo.

I wish I had a better car.

[Bookworm]

@delevigne-fan that's so funny because I think Jay is the one person I know would love to write that book!

You have a better car but no money for the petrol (aka gas to Americans).

I wish everyone around me was happy... And beautiful, highly intelligent to the level they wish and rich enough to live as they want. Might as well throw that all in!

[Shyjay832]

@delevigne-fan that's so funny because I think Jay is the one person I know would love to write that book!

@Bookworm

You have a better car but no money for the petrol (aka gas to Americans).

I wish everyone around me was happy... And beautiful, highly intelligent to the level they wish and rich enough to live as they want. Might as well throw that all in!

Er’body happy with all that because they took you to court and sued you for stealing flowers from their garden.

I wish I could teleport.

[satehen]

Granted. But you can only teleport to places you don’t want to be.
I wish I won the lottery.

[VirgoGirl]

Granted, but it will only pay out in monthly regulated payouts for the rest of your life...not the whole sum all at once.

I wish that me and my long distance girlfriend can finally bridge this distance and meet up.