Warped Wish

[satehen]

Granted but it’s a literal bridge and you can only walk across it.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never put on weight.

[TW…NTL]

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never put on weight.

Granted, but everything you eat makes you ‘rotten egg’ fart.

I wish my hair would cooperate when the weather is humid.

[VirgoGirl]

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never put on weight.

Granted, but everything you eat makes you ‘rotten egg’ fart.

I wish my hair would cooperate when the weather is humid.

Granted, but your hair turns grey and you can't dye it.

I wish I can hook up online with a woman again.

[KAtBiRD]

I wish I always felt confident, beautiful, and sharp minded.

[MarieGreen]

I wish that me and my long distance girlfriend can finally bridge this distance and meet up.

Granted. You get flight tickets to meet up but one of uou gets the wrong month.

I wish I could spend.all day having sex with a friend at school I now realise I had a massive crush on. (She looked like Lisi from "Kitz".) God I'd love to have seen her naked.